cowcod's Journal

'Tis the season of our discontent.
Well, to put it into perspective, every season is a season of discontent for this cowcod, last of its kind on this benighted chunk of carbonate.
Mating season is long over, and my testes, fain optimistic to the last, have thrown in the towel. Thus, I have spent a perfectly delightful several weeks busily resorbing my sperm. I'm getting quite good at it, thank you very much, this being the 9th straight year of this activity.
I mean what is the point? It's all quite appalling. And to have about 2 million concupiscent squarespot rockfish around one, all squealing "Hubba, Hubba" at each other, while one is resorbing one's sperm for lack of opportunity, just makes it all the more appalling.
But, never letting it be said that I am not in keeping with the times. I have composed the complete list of sex tips for cowcod - to whit and below.

Oh, Momma. The Two Hottest Cowcod Sex Tips

1) Find a reef that has another adult cowcod on it.
2) Find a reef that has another adult cowcod on it of the opposite sex.

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