cowcod's Journal

If possible, a new low. Last week tried to pick up a female bocaccio! I was, I admit, absolutely desperate. I was starting to resorb all of the sperm I had produced, and you know what that feels like. Saw her lurking, potbellied with that incredibly sexy underslung jaw, near a sponge, swam up and, without even thinking about it, blurted out "Are your ovaries filled with eggs or are you just happy to see me?" Could have died, simply died from embarrassment, stuck head in cave and did not come out for 6 days.

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